Queso and I: Fuck Love

• **When I was a chavalita, I loved cheese so much I was constantly running around saying I was going to marry it. (Especially chile con queso, omg.)
• Cabrona: ...Last time I fuck with someone that young though, fa real.
• Prima: It doesn't change when they old :(
• Cabrona: That's true... Fuck it, I'll just die alone and fabulous, haha.
• Prima: Lol... I doubt you'll be alone. Just be smart. Don't give your heart to no one!
• Cabrona: Fuck no. ...**Unless it's cheese. ;) lolololol
• Prima: Lmao!!
• Cabrona: Fuck though, cheese is bad for me too. He's the reason I'm a size nine, hahaha.
• Prima: Lol oh honey... Any man will do that to ya too... At lease cheese tastes good, lol.
• Cabrona: Hahahahaha... This is the best conversation ever.